The Weekly Hilarity Contest 5/16 – 5/22/2020 – Debbie Whittam

https://debbiewhittam.wordpress.com/ Martin was a savvy bloke,He worked hard and drank much beer.He didn’t talk too much,And rather liked Shakespeare.One warm day he decided,To go into the woods for a walk.He didn’t get to far thoughFor a voice began to talk.It told him to survive,He would require many things.A gun, ammunition, matches and a jackknife,Was whatContinue reading “The Weekly Hilarity Contest 5/16 – 5/22/2020 – Debbie Whittam”

The Flea Who Kept Washing His Hands – blindzanygirl

A flea who kept washing his handsCouldn’t keep up with demandsHe fell down exhaustedHis arms he had bustedSo he fixed them with rubber bands for more flea fun, find blindzanygirl here: https://blindwilderness.wordpress.com/

Awkward Crush -Deb Wittham

I saw you kissing her today,Yup my best friends, but I knowI’ll forgive you, for you are it,The one, my love, Ok you’veNever spoken to me butWhen you do you’ll realizeWe’re meant to be together likePaper and pen,Sneakers and chewing gum,Young love and desire.‘Til then I’ll wait and talk to myHer, she loves to gossip.Continue reading “Awkward Crush -Deb Wittham”

When Honestly Doesn’t Honestly Pay – Rebecca Sanchez

I found this poem posted on Nan Mykel’s page, here: https://wordpress.com/read/feeds/38037475 What if a small lie… Could help the truth slide byhelp someone who’s gone astraysometimes it’s just the best way. What if the small lie… Would help someone feel bettermake the world a nicer placesave another person’s face. Honesty is the keyit’s plain toContinue reading “When Honestly Doesn’t Honestly Pay – Rebecca Sanchez”